One of the biggest complaints our politician friends have with the caucus system is it requires them to go out and meet with voters. Do you have any idea how exhausting it is to spend time listening to citizen concerns?
You know what they say, "money can buy you anything." Well, your blasted caucus system makes it terribly hard to buy elections. Only families of privilege should be allowed to produce candidates for political office. We can't have undesirables running and being elected to positions of power and authority. It's preposterous!
Since those pathetic little maggots at the Utah Republican State Central Committee refused to bow down to our demands, we are forced to take matters into our own hands. That means we need 100,000 of you commoners to sign our petition. So do it already, we're growing tired of talking to you.
Utah GOP rejects changes, making ballot drive likely - Salt Lake Tribune